Monday

I don’t understand computers anymore. I just opened Byword and this is what I found:

I’ll be wondering all day what it is trying to tell me.¹

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I don’t understand the weather anymore, either. It was perfectly warm enough to sit outside on the balcony to howl at the almost full moon around 1am, so I decided to wear warm-weather-clothes again today. ²

So now I am sitting here at work, freezing.

Well done, weather.

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Who is writing the microcopy for check-in services? I just saw a Tweet from a fitness check-in whatnot and it read, I kid you not:

I earned points for my workout on #Fitocracy! Check out my profile and become more awesome with me!

I don’t know how we’ll be able to explain that to future generations.

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And seriously: “Fitocracy”? What’s the deal³ with that?

I’m already not sure how to feel about meritocracy and now they want the sporty people to take over?

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I like the tilde, it’s such a calming character.

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I forgot to make coffee this morning.

Let me repeat that:

I

forgot

to

make

coffee.

I don’t even know what to say to that.

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I spend too much time on the internet. How I know this? Every single joke my “friends” post to Facebook feels very old to me.

Either that or I need to find funnier friends.