LostFocus

A weblog by Dominik Schwind

I have nothing to say, really.

Fuck off.

Week 18, 19 and 20

Okay, I have been lazy the last couple of weeks, but here we go, as much as I remember.1

Week 18

On monday I was pretty much at home, getting ready for the remaining week, which I spent in Berlin. Here’s the conference part of that.

We stayed at the same Motel One that I’ve been last year when I went to Berlin for their WordCamp.2 While the hotel experience there was pretty satisfactory as usual, their WiFi drove me nuts.
One would think that by now hotel WiFi is a solved problem, but apparently one is wrong when thinking that.

I ate way too much during that week – including really really good burgers at Zsa Zsa Burger – while I was happy to eat good burgers there, it was a bit of a bummer to have the burger eating experience spoiled for me somewhere else. The bar has been raised significantly, indeed.

Learning about the various underground escape tunnels used between Berlin East and Berlin West back in the days was pretty amazing, too. It’s pretty touristy but very interesting and well worth it.

Week 19

Man, that’s not any easier when it is three weeks instead of one.

Certain people during our trip to Berlin were sneezing and coughing and wearing scarfs the whole time, while I was pretty proud of my immune system to keep me away from all of this – until pretty much exactly after I came home again. I started sneezing and coughing on that Sunday night already and come Monday, I was completely floored.
So I stayed at home, poured about a lot of warm tea into me and waited for the day to be over. And then the bulb of my reading light died on me. What a day.

The remaining week was pretty much standard3 – I taped a new episode of both The Knutsens and Draußen nur Schnittchen and got all my tweets.

All my tweets.

But not all the meta data. I might need to follow up on that one.

Week 20

So, that was last week and I have some more recollection of it than just my tweets. So here we go:

Monday, May 14th, 2012

You had me at All you can eat-Meat

A lot of people, many of those who go to our bi-weekly asian dinners, went to Rodizio, a presumably Brazilian restaurant. They serve you meat. And more meat. Basically until you can’t eat anymore. Or in our case: until they close.

Tuesday, May 15th, 2012

I have no idea what happened that day. I was mostly digesting.

Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

Pretty normal day at work – until I found “Oliver Twist” by D’Banj.

I have a codfish…

Thursday, May 17th, 2012

Public holiday! I celebrated it by the way I tend to celebrate public holidays: by hanging out at home and reading. And in the evening it was time for The Knutsens again.

Friday, May 18th, 2012

I don’t know how she managed it, but Judith Horchert somehow managed to turned what I stuttered around over the phone into some coherent text and soundbites and so here I am, on Spiegel Online, saying things about Flickr.

Saturday, May 19th, 2012

What a day. I watched the SpaceX webcast with the most porny looking moderators ever, thought that the thing with Dan Harmon was sort of sad and went to the SIGINT conference.

Sunday, May 20th, 2012

Even though I had a two-day pass, I decided to stay at home – it was so sunny and the balcony was so tempting. So I was sitting there, digging my way through A Dance With Dragons and suddenly the week was over, too.


  1. Given that I usually forget stuff right away and look at my tweets for those kinds of post, that doesn’t really matter all that much. 
  2. Yes, I also don’t know why I would do that. 
  3. To nobody’s real surprise, am I right? 

Skyfall

Excitement! [ᔥ @Cynx]

Who knew?

Turns out1 that being out until midnight and then having a beer on the balcony until two in the morning is not a recipe for being extremely awake and motivated at work the next day.


  1. Turns out! 

I Hurt I Am In Fashion

New favorite tumblr: (today) I Hurt I Am In Fashion

Kirsten Becken

Big re:publica ’12 write-up

Because everybody needs yet another blog post about the re:publica this year, here we go. Warning: I have spent the time since the conference ended in a digital wasteland of crappy hotel wi-fi and severely speed-limited 3G, so I have yet to read someone else’s blog post about the re:publica ’12. And I probably won’t until I have finished this article.

Day 1: Wednesday, May 2nd

Having a last name that starts with an “S” finally paid off: the ticket counters were as usual separated by last names and the queue in which “S” was in was curiously short. Well, good for the other Dominik and me, bad for the other guys who had to wait a bit longer. In all fairness: even the long queue moved along pretty fast. No reason to complain here.

Creative Internet Business: Made in Germany?

This sounded extremely promising, but we left the room pretty fast: a lot of self-congratulatory non-content managed to scare us and quite a few others away. (“We met at the TechCrunch 50 in San Francisco.” “As he said before, we met at the TechCrunch event in San Francisco!”)

Basically Teymur said it all in his tweet:

It’s pretty bad when the politician is the most likable panelist.

Key learning: It’s important to be important.

Getting Broke, Broken, and Forked for the Planet

Things got a lot better when Britta Riley took the main stage to talk about the Windowfarms project. The idea of a small garden in your kitchen is pretty appealing and the talk was given pretty smooth and professional without being bland or boring.

Key learning: I need some shrubbery in my kitchen. Preferably without having to build one of these things by myself.

The beauty of interaction

My hopes were big for this one: who doesn’t like beauty and interaction is the big design thing lately.1 And in most ways I was not disappointed: the content of the talk – how interaction design can be useful in therapy and how students create new innovative and interactive ways of displaying history. And the speaker, Patrizia Marti is probably the person to ask when talking about projects like this – but then it showed that she came from a pretty academic angle. While short videos demonstrated the work, the slides were a huge block of bullet point texts and the whole talk felt more like a lecture at a university.2

Key learning: Position-aware floating tiles that can change their color are pretty awesome.

Silicon Savanna – How Technology in Africa is changing the Globe

Mark Kaigwa‘s talk about the state of information technology in Africa was extremely likable and informative.3

Key learning: Text messaging is still big, even in the age of smart phones. And: there are more activated and active SIM cards in Kenya than people.

Make Love Not Porn

Cindy Gallop, who seemed to be pretty proud to be the only person so far to have held a TED talk that does not appear on the ted.com website, talked about her Make Love Not Porn project and her mission to teach younger people that proper real sex is not like in porn movies. It was pretty clear she’s doing a lot of speaking professionally – no value judgement here, though.

Key learning: Former basketball professionals have friends who can’t not see women as objects and proper real driving is nothing like in “The Fast and the Furious.”

Hackerbrause: Schlaflos durchs Weltall

The team behind the hackerbrause weblog and the O’Reilly book with the same name 4 gave a short overview of the magic journey of the mate drink(s) and fed people cake. I liked the folks, I liked the cake and I was highly amused.

Key learning: “World (USA)”

Überraschungsvortrag

Also known as: The Sascha Lobo Show. A state of the internet as of 2012. And somewhere under the layers of entertainment and ironic detachment was a heartfelt appeal to the audience to keep/start fighting for a free and open internet.

Key learning: The man can fill a big room easily.

Day 2: Thursday, May 3rd

There was a talk called Die Wiederentdeckung der Langsamkeit, which sounded like it was purpose-made for me, but we decided to rediscover our own personal slowness by going for a proper breakfast.

New directions in visual storytelling

Sounds pretty interesting, right? The Executive Director of Global Voices and the former Executive Editor of Magnum in Motion talking about visual storytelling, what could probably go wrong?
Basically everything. A forced back-and-forth of platitudes gave a short overview about what visual storytelling is and then it evolved pretty fast into a sales show for the software of one of the guys.

Key learning: None. Completely none. Content-free.

Was hab’ ich?

This talk was a welcome contrast to the one before – while this was also a “CEO is talking about his project” talk, it worked a lot better. Ansgar Jonietz introduced washabich.de – a webpage where people can send their medical reports and get a translation into normal person lingo back.
Useful and great idea, likable guy, so all’s well.

Key learning: A website can be pretty use- and successful, even if it looks like it has been designed 10 years ago.

Wie überlebt mein Unternehmen die Disruption unseres Geschäftsmodells?

Marcel Weiss and Leander Wattig ran with “Disruption 102″ and wanted to turn it into an discussion. I don’t know if they managed to do that because we decided coffee and cake would be a better way to spend the time.

Key learning: If you’re a big company you’re basically screwed and the accent of Marcel Weiss is stronger in his podcast than on stage.

Trollen oder getrollt werden – das ist hier die Frage! / Female Trolling – Ja oder Nein?

I have nothing to say about this “talk.” I pretty much couldn’t take it after the first few minutes and left. And I was very much not the only one, either.

Key learning: Stay away from women called “Julia.”

Day 3: Friday, May 4th

Blogvermarktung

Way early in the morning was a panel about blog monetization. It was pretty interesting to watch even though there weren’t really any new insights.

Key learning: It’s enough to be Austrian to get applause and it’s possible to make money from blogs – just not necessarily from blogging.

Mächtiger als Merkel: Wie Brettspielentwickler Gesetze machen (würden)

It was obvious that Marcel-André Casasola Merkle wanted to make his talk about how game designers would create laws lightweight and funny and maybe he even managed to do that. I can’t tell because it was pretty clear early on that his humor and mine aren’t that compatible so I left early.

Key learning: Uhm.

soylent green, äh, the internet is people!

Felix Schwenzel‘s talk about virtuality and the thin (or completely non-existent) walls between our social life on- and offline was pretty much the highlight for me at this conference. Dry humor and actual substance make for a good combination.

Key learning: People still save documents by clicking an icon.

How Gamification changes the world

Gamification 101.

I have no clue why this talk was in English, though. 5

Key learning: none.

Conclusion

One question is still not answered, the one I probably get from most people who did not go to the re:publica ’12:

What did you think about the event?

I really liked it this year. The first day was near conference-perfection and there were enough highlights on the other two days to make the whole event pretty likable. While the Social Media Douchbaggery was pretty high in conversations that I overheard while walking, standing or sitting around, I am quite grateful that I successfully avoided having to be part of such a conversation myself.
So, yay that.


  1. Probably has been for a few years now and is already on it’s way out, but I’m slow. 
  2. I am sure this is pretty much the way to present academic results in a proper setting, but I don’t think most of the people at the re:publica are particularly academic and might need some enticement and a more pop-science-y approach to the topic. 
  3. Putting the pretty ridiculous fact that a couple of pretty cool projects can’t really represent a continent of way more than a billion people. 
  4. It’s on my Amazon wishlist, by the way. Hint, hint. 
  5. I know. Hypocrite. Why does this blog need to be in English? 

YKK

One company, YKK, makes roughly half of all the zippers on earth.

And yes, that’s what I am doing on an early Berlin morning: read about zippers.

Week 17

Monday, April 23rd, 2012

This was a Monday.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

This was a Tuesday. And as usual we taped an episode of The Knutsens. We talked about Zombies and walking a lot. I am scared.

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

This was a Wednesday – also, it was an Asia Dinner day. This time we went to Takumi – which was pretty daring, given that we were eight people.

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

This was a Thursday. I was pretty tired all day, given all the wild ramen eating on the evening before. That being said, we still taped an episode of Draußen nur Schnittchen and it turned out fun and great.
We had a call-in guest, so that was pretty good.

Friday, April 27th, 2012

This was a Friday. I ate some pizza and fetched my sister from the airport.

Saturday, April 28th, 2012

This was a Saturday. The weather was good, so true to my personality, I spent most of the day sitting on the balcony, reading a book.

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

Breakfast in Bonn with people I just tangentially know. That was surprisingly fun.

musicForProgramming()

A series of mixes intended for listening while programming to aid concentration and increase productivity (also compatible with other activities).

musicForProgramming()

I have complained about random noise at work over and over again, mostly because I have yet really to solve the problem. I am now giving musicForProgramming() a try, so far it is supremely weird and creepy with a lot of droning sounds and random bits of instrumental music thrown in. I am not too sure how well I can concentrate on work while listening to it.

See also: Music for Brogramming

Plane overhead.

The highway I have to take during my commute passes an airport.

Now I don’t know how it is for you but for me, it is really dangerous. I have not grown up beyond the phase where I think “Woah!” and have to stare every time I see an airplane. And by every time I mean literally every time.

At some point the landing route goes directly over a place where there’s usually a traffic jam. So basically here I am sitting in my car, nothing is moving and planes are passing overhead.

It’s wonderful, really.

(Picture CC’ed by Timitrius on Flickr.

The swell is now about nine feet and coming in every eight seconds.

E.L. Doctorow said once said that ‘Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.’ You don’t have to see where you’re going, you don’t have to see your destination or everything you will pass along the way. You just have to see two or three feet ahead of you. This is right up there with the best advice on writing, or life, I have ever heard.

Anne Lamott, Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life

Week 16

Monday, April 16th, 2012

Hologram Tupac

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Knutsens 10

Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Stomach-ache. Coffee.

Thursday, April 19th, 2012

Mördan. Cookies.

Friday, April 20th, 2012

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

Saturday, April 21st, 2012

Weather.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2012

\#foreveralone

Look at me! Really putting in an effort this week.

Against all reason.

I have often heard the sentiment “No one is listening to me.” I believe this feeling helps explain why it is so appealing to have a Facebook page or a Twitter feed – each provides so many automatic listeners. And it helps explain why – against all reason – so many of us are willing to talk to machines that seem to care about us.

The Flight From Conversation@zeigor

Drawn out

It was fun while it lasted.

Week 15

Monday, April 9th, 2012

So, Facebook bought Instagram over the weekend. One billion dollars. That’s a lot of dough, good for them. There were a lot of opinions.

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

I did not sleep a lot overnight – so that tuesday was a strange, sleepy monday at work. I probably drank two liters of coffee, destroyed my stomach and in the end, I went to the TAD. The food at Khanh’s Lilly was pretty good, as expected.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2012

Still slightly sleepy. Taped a new episode of Draußen nur Schnittchen – a bit rambling, but funny. If you’re capable of understanding German, listen to it.

Thursday, April 12th, 2012

My lunch sucked, but I did enjoy the cake in the afternoon.

Friday, April 13th, 2012

Friday the 13th! But I had a burger and learned about the Dancing Plague of 1518.

Saturday, April 14th, 2012

I watched the Shanghai F1 qualifying and collected a lot of Asian restaurants in Düsseldorf on Foursquare.

Sunday, April 15th, 2012

Friends in Düsseldorf! And art! And beer! And noodles! I liked that day.