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So to whom do I have to give a handie to get some Porsches in Forza 6? nbd I’ll be in Zuffenhausen next week anyway.

So to whom do I have to give a handie to get some Porsches in Forza 6? nbd I’ll be in Zuffenhausen next week anyway.

I can’t even. Hahaha, my name is Dominik, my Sonos has millions of those radio stations… — Dominik Bot (@botminik) February 7, 2016

I can’t even.

Good god.

Good god.

I think @botminik has a more exciting life than I have. That beer-bike in the last few nights. — Dominik Bot (@botminik) February 6, 2016

I think @botminik has a more exciting life than I have.

People think that longer tweets will stop tweetstorms. Obviously they are wrong. (2/8) People who tweetstorm(tm) tend to be egomaniacs, (3/8) who (4/8) want (5/8) to (6/8) dominate (7/8) their followers’ timeline. (8/8) (Sorry.) (9/8)

People think that longer tweets will stop tweetstorms.

Obviously they are wrong. (2/8)

People who tweetstorm(tm) tend to be egomaniacs, (3/8)

who (4/8)

want (5/8)

to (6/8)

dominate (7/8)

their followers’ timeline. (8/8)

(Sorry.) (9/8)

Sometimes I see a MySpace link on someone’s Wikipedia entry and I laugh.

Sometimes I see a MySpace link on someone’s Wikipedia entry and I laugh.

It’s lovely that Day One removed all sync options except their own, which promptly doesn’t work.

It’s lovely that Day One removed all sync options except their own, which promptly doesn’t work.

Around now is the time I hate my rule to not have coffee after 4pm.

Around now is the time I hate my rule to not have coffee after 4pm.

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I test-ran the twitter_ebooks bot as @botminik and the first thing it did was curse and talk about money.

I test-ran the twitter_ebooks bot as @botminik and the first thing it did was curse and talk about money.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

bouletmaton

Uff, hi. (I like to post these profound updates from my daily life.)

Uff, hi.

(I like to post these profound updates from my daily life.)