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Sign how little I use the WordPress editor these days: I just now noticed that one of the updates removed my beloved Markdown switch.

Sign how little I use the WordPress editor these days: I just now noticed that one of the updates removed my beloved Markdown switch.

It’s almost 10:30 and I didn’t have a coffee, yet. What’s happening here?

It’s almost 10:30 and I didn’t have a coffee, yet. What’s happening here?

Throw it?

Throw it?

I thought Google Translate was struggling with Mandarin and Japanese. Then I tried to use it with Mongolian.

I thought Google Translate was struggling with Mandarin and Japanese.

Then I tried to use it with Mongolian.

Me neither, little buddy. I have no answer! — Dominik Bot (@botminik) February 8, 2016

Me neither, little buddy.

Want to feel old? There are kids out there retiring on their startup millions who don’t know a world without Google Maps.

Want to feel old? There are kids out there retiring on their startup millions who don’t know a world without Google Maps.

It’s a bit windy out there.

It’s a bit windy out there.

That stupid Timmy Trumpet track is stuck in my head thanks to that vine yesterday.

That stupid Timmy Trumpet track is stuck in my head thanks to that vine yesterday.

So to whom do I have to give a handie to get some Porsches in Forza 6? nbd I’ll be in Zuffenhausen next week anyway.

So to whom do I have to give a handie to get some Porsches in Forza 6? nbd I’ll be in Zuffenhausen next week anyway.

I can’t even. Hahaha, my name is Dominik, my Sonos has millions of those radio stations… — Dominik Bot (@botminik) February 7, 2016

I can’t even.

Good god.

Good god.

I think @botminik has a more exciting life than I have. That beer-bike in the last few nights. — Dominik Bot (@botminik) February 6, 2016

I think @botminik has a more exciting life than I have.

People think that longer tweets will stop tweetstorms. Obviously they are wrong. (2/8) People who tweetstorm(tm) tend to be egomaniacs, (3/8) who (4/8) want (5/8) to (6/8) dominate (7/8) their followers’ timeline. (8/8) (Sorry.) (9/8)

People think that longer tweets will stop tweetstorms.

Obviously they are wrong. (2/8)

People who tweetstorm(tm) tend to be egomaniacs, (3/8)

who (4/8)

want (5/8)

to (6/8)

dominate (7/8)

their followers’ timeline. (8/8)

(Sorry.) (9/8)

Sometimes I see a MySpace link on someone’s Wikipedia entry and I laugh.

Sometimes I see a MySpace link on someone’s Wikipedia entry and I laugh.