December 2016

• Blue.
• Insufferable
• Hello neighbor.
• Ho. Ho. Ho. Next year it will be just vouchers for everybody.
• Sorry, Christmas is cancelled.
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• lol, okay. more trucks for you then.
• well, fog
• New LinkedIn profile picture?
• November

November 2016

• TIL
• Podcasting
• I know what I'll watch all weekend.
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• Ugh.
• The Grand Tour S01E01
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• All I have is a voice
• With this kind of hockey stick growth, I expect the download numbers for my Christmas-themed…
• Far right first to congratulate Trump on historic upset
• I don't often read comics, even less Marvel ones. But when I do, I pick…
• Sunday meditation
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• October
• Mondays are not any better when they happen on a Wednesday.

October 2016

• Dinner.
• What new kind of hell is that now?
• I'm a bit worried that the updates to the Micropub plugin for WordPress broke my…
• Sunset.
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• Every Monday I send an email to my internet friends. I quite like the one…
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• same
• When Instagram showed me this ad yesterday, I was slightly offended.
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• same
• September

September 2016

• This is not a nice name for tissues.
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• Now that's my kind of festival.
• I re-installed Hipstamatic. Let's see if it will just gather dust. Again.
• "I will haunt you in your dreams."
• My Roomba has a little sister now.
• Uhm.
• Free idea for Amazon: Dash button for Nong Shim noodles.
• same
• August

August 2016

• Bummer.
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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• Basically all ads I see on Facebook are for mattresses. Targeting seems to work, I…
• homebridge
• 😊
• the good thing about the weather suddenly turning cold and gray? i can test drive…
• July

July 2016

• Dear *|FNAME|* *|LNAME|*
• Status at Lörrach, Deutschland
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• Those noise cancellation headphones do nothing against the voices in your head.
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• June
• Sportsball! Nationalism! #hashtag
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• Signed.

June 2016

• Wow, Lufthansa has the most fun Tumblr account ever. [via]
• I am intrigued and confused by drivetribe - it’s a website for old British men?
• Nachtlektüre
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• Mustard!
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• PSA: If you're on XBOX Live Gold, Goat Simulator is free at the moment.
• May.
• Meh.
• Deepak Chopra? Srsly?
• I am so absolutely stunned by this.
• Hehehe.
• "How much for your username?"
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• That's more like it.
• not a big fan of this weather
• Turns out we have some weather today.
• medium dot com
• This is going to be great.
• Six years later, I still miss the physical keyboard of the Motorola Milestone.

May 2016

• 😂
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• In the last week, I unfollowed over 2200 uninteresting people on social media, and I’m…
• I knew that when I wrote about Medium being “where the opinions of self-entitled dudes…
• Quill, eh?
• Ugh. 😖
• I just realised that I have probably written more Java than JavaScript in my life.
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• I know Python is nice and everything, but every time I need to use it,…
• Selten ein großartigeres Interview gelesen.
• wtf?
• I'm really good at surveys.

April 2016

• Monkey!
• Uff, beinahe vergessen, dass das schon nächste Woche ist - möchte noch jemand mein #rpTEN…
• Toll, Schnee.
• gpoy
• I'm honestly and truly sad, every time I remember Google Reader.
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• Oh no! It's broken. Time for a new brosé MacBook?
• Selten so beleidigt worden.
• FML (Do people still say FML?)
• :')
• 🍆
• “Windows was the first major OS to support the middle finger emoji.”
• I would easily be willing to pay more for Prime if I got to pick…
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• Watch this on a smartphone.
• This is so clever.
• That new BABYMETAL album is actually very good.
• Another sign of aging: new Rally games are too hard for me.
• Hm, why is it such a nice calm morning?
• Goddamnit.
• My bot is better at Twitter than most people.
• Image at Lörrach, Deutschland

March 2016

• Sonos decided to play Nickelback and their app keeps crashing on my phone.
• You are too fast, please take a rest...
• I’m always a bit worried when Twitter announces changes to their service. This one I…
• Ugh. 😖
• Thanks…?
• I'm still not done laughing.
• 🌞
• Oh god.
• Ugh.
• I’ve read this five times now and I still don’t quite understand what they do.
• TIL: Don’t use emoji in an email’s subject line. It will fail.
• I can watch the pilot! That's fun.
• Runway selfie
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• Runway selfie.
• Note to myself: “Time for a nap!” is for my *inside* voice when at work.
• Coӧperation.
• Technology is awesome!
• I'd be quite pleased if the voices in my head would stop singing Toto's Africa.
• The archive.org mail asks me to “Please make this your library.”
• Unterdessen beim Newsletter von Globetrotter.
• Brightly colored sofas in the shape of hashtags.
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• This seems massively silly in a mobile app.
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Aww man. Just when the trailer dropped we learned that there won’t be any more…
• Time to delete that bot.
• “You need to tweet more so that your robot learns new sentences.”
• Still the number one way to save resources and free up bandwidth: closing the Facebook…
• I’ve been writing the “email to my internet friends” for two years now and it’s…
• I can’t login to a website because their CDN doesn’t deliver a single JS file.
• In your pants.
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• I don’t know what I expected from the Spotify playlist “Stripper Anthems” but now I…
• Recruiter is looking for someone with front and back experience.
• Uff.
• I still had hair back then.

February 2016

• I need a nap.
• It’s like I have my own Geoff Peterson.
• Looks like a big cleanup day over at MailChimp - changes to both Mandrill and…
• TIL: If you use WordPress Multisite, you don't need a domain mapping plugin anymore. I…
• When I'm bored I sit in front of a mirror trying to copy Alan Rickman's…
• Accounts and subscriptions
• Hahaha, Atlassian thinks that using their account system for SourceTree is “awesomeness.”
• “We have a large and complex backend.”
• There has to be a better way to paint noses.
• Maybe at this point I only want to follow those ebook bots.
• Ugh.
• So basically I’ll attempt this in a third of the time in a tiny non-offroad…
• I am now member of more than a handful of Slack teams.
• I have seen the future.
• That feeling when suddenly there are bits flowing again.
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• #beardspiration
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• Meanwhile on Snapchat.
• Sign how little I use the WordPress editor these days: I just now noticed that…
• It's almost 10:30 and I didn't have a coffee, yet. What's happening here?
• Throw it?
• I thought Google Translate was struggling with Mandarin and Japanese.
• Me neither, little buddy.
• Want to feel old? There are kids out there retiring on their startup millions who…
• It's a bit windy out there.
• That stupid Timmy Trumpet track is stuck in my head thanks to that vine yesterday.
• So to whom do I have to give a handie to get some Porsches in…
• https://vine.co/v/eDO0TzBvMPz
• I can’t even.
• Good god.
• I think @botminik has a more exciting life than I have.
• People think that longer tweets will stop tweetstorms.
• Sometimes I see a MySpace link on someone’s Wikipedia entry and I laugh.
• It's lovely that Day One removed all sync options except their own, which promptly doesn't…
• Around now is the time I hate my rule to not have coffee after 4pm.
• history of japan
• I test-ran the twitter_ebooks bot as @botminik and the first thing it did was curse…
• ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Uff, hi.

January 2016

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• I miss The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
• Meistens gar nicht?
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17pORf_iE4
• Meh.
• Ah, coffee. ☕️
• The newest Movable Type plugin is GoogleOpenIDConnect, which is sad because Google doesn’t even provide…
• A bit bummed that I missed the what3words Q&A at the Quartz-Slack yesterday. I have…
• Ugh.
• Given that I use Yahoo's Placefinder API basically everywhere it is a bit annoying that…
• Hmmm, NaN.
• El. Oh. El. Hashtag Nomads.
• I might have watched this video a couple of times too often this evening.
• Hahaha, my blog just broke itself.
• I didn't really follow the movies lately so it took me a while to understand…
• Dear People Who Write Self-Help Guides & Life Hacks
• Oh no.
• I was too late to get “dominik” on this peach app, so obviously I will…
• Finally.
• Well, that's better than I hoped. [Source, via]
• That stupid puddle might be the most British thing in the world.
• Watched: Hostage Situation (2015) – Brooklyn Nine-Nine S3E11
• Okay, Japan is just pulling our collective legs with that moss trend, right?
• It might be time to replace my Twitter profile header image again.
• Watched: Homefront (2014)
• Watched: Hummingbird (2013)
• #thisiswhyimfat
• Watched: 一個人的武林 (2014)
• Watched: Spy (2015)
• Thought about writing an article like this one, looked at my history and decided that…
• Hail Hydra