Florida death metal guitarist breaks into neighbor’s house while his own place, packed with flamethrowers and live ammo, burns - The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century

Talk about burying the lede, man. I’ll give you the bullet points, but you should really read the article and watch the video in it to get the full story: A house in Northdale — the next neighborhood north of mine — caught on fire last night. Firefighters responded, but…